January 2012
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Danny Pudi Welcomes Twins James and Fiona →
What People fails to mention is that his son James’ full name is James Timothy Pudi.
Jimmy Timmy Pudi.
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“I don’t think you want someone as the candidate for president who pays more...”
– Mitt Romney
Not sure how I missed Mitt Romney saying this in last night’s debate, but who wouldn’t want someone who ruthlessly takes advantage of the system to get over on the American government as the person to lead the American government, right?
(via cajunboy)
Yeah actually, Mitt,...
5 Feminist Demands She Wants You to Ignore →
Living in the 21st century means you will encounter more than a few “independent ladies” while you’re out on the prowl.
We’re not talking about the stereotypical feminists here. The modern feminist can simply be a working woman who pays her own bills and doesn’t need a man in her life to be happy.
Enter you, the lucky guy who is thrilled at the prospect of a non-clingy...
“We start shooting in February. I can’t wait to read the script. We all...”
– I would watch Anna Bates Investigates in a goddamn heartbeat. via
Yeah I don’t know where my girl Alex got this from, but between this and the fact that I got to go in late to work, today is kind of a win!
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For Paterno, Lover of Classics, Tragic Flaw to a... →
This is the most egregious load of horseshit I’ve seen since that awesome article about how Newt’s 3 marriages makes him especially qualified to be president. Which, granted was two days ago. But you know that’s still saying something. Some assclown has the temerity to say
I think that the people who criticized him after his departure from the university need to understand...
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Girl Scout Cookie Locator →
Bless the person who invented this app. BLESS THEM TO HELL.
“In a recent interview, Andre 3000 discussed his abandoned parody project with...”
– How am i just now learning about this? What i wouldn’t give to hear one of those tracks. (via bg5000)
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10 Nagging Questions Left Open By Disney Movies →
Lumiere, the horny candlestick, is always after Babette, the feather duster. (I don’t know why the Beast allows that. It’s a fire hazard.)
This is quality entertainment.
Oh look it's the two sexiest people on earth in a... →
They’ll probably be naked the whole time, because they’re good at that.
Kristen Bell wants to be Johanna in Catching Fire. →
Quite seriously, that is EXACTLY who I pictured playing that character. If they cast anyone else I will be angry and vent on here and facebook and probably twitter too but will probably watch the movie anyway.
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I, too, would watch that movie.
Matt: I am surprised a car crash can kill a demon. Thank god demons have that one weakness. Car crashes.
Mike: We don't know that for sure.
Matt: How did they kill demons before they invented cars?
Mike: Trolleys?
Matt: Did Henry Ford create a car so he could kill a demon in it?
Mike: I'd see that movie.
Matt: "HENRY FORD: THE FIRST EXORCIST. Coming next January from some desperate film studio!"
Mike: I'd REALLY see that movie. "Get her in the car!" "What's that?"
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“Dear Prudence,
Recently my boyfriend of more than a year and I went out for...”
– I farted in front of my boyfriend. - Slate Magazine
PS: How exactly would a conversation with your significant other about the fact that you farted in your sleep go? If my husband or I fart in front of each other (which happens kind of a lot, especially now that I’m pregnant), it mostly just...
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“SOMEONE WROTE THE WORDS, “UM, VAGINA,” AND SOMEONE ELSE DECIDED TO PUT THE...”
– via
Tin Foil, Tea, & the GOP: Impressed by the... →
tinfoilandtea:
Impressed by the effectiveness of the liberal Center for American Progress, a group of conservative journalists and operatives are preparing to engage in their own sincerest form of flattery — launching an advocacy group with a similar name and mission but very different target.
Part assault on…
The link to the Center for American Freedom is an anglefire site. I refuse to...
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The Iowa Derby: In the Final Lap Rick Santorum... →
I did not make this up.
Fracking may have caused an earthquake in Ohio. →
motherjones:
Hey, to make an omelet, you’ve got to shoot highly pressurized water and sand into the Earth’s fragile and unpredictable crust with very little government oversight.
December 2011
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