TITMOUSE’S 7TH ANNUAL SMASHING PARTY
Yep, a smashing party. Every year (or so), Titmouse builds a cage, loads it with weapons, and invites all their friends to sign waivers and bring objects they want to smash. It’s a bit dangerous, and the chemicals released from a lot of the electronics are incredibly unhealthy to inhale. But it is undoubtedly fun, even if you don’t smash and just watch the madness.
The first time I went I smashed a giant, ancient TV with a lead pipe. The second time I went the vapors were burning my throat and I vowed never to return. But this year I couldn’t resist, and this time they handed out masks and it was held in a much bigger area, so it wasn’t too bad. I only brought my Canon, which I didn’t want to smash, so I just took these pictures instead.
KIDS: Don’t smash stuff. It’s dangerous and unhealthy. Just grow up, get into animation, become friends with Chris P, get invited to Titmouse’s Smashing Party, and smash in a safe-ish, controlled environment.
I WANT THIS TO BE MY LIFE.